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well, seeing as i have way too much time on my hands and no cash to go out and cause trouble... ive been sitting here and talking trash in the AOL chat rooms. Seeing as there is nothing but Found On the Road Dead geniouses out there, i decided to make up some crap for us... well, heres two.. what do the rest of you have?

COUGAR - Cars Overpower Ugly Gutless Ass Rejects

MERCURY - Make Every Racer Cry, Unstoppable Runs for Years

got some bashing ones for Chevy too, but thats for another boring Saturday lol.
 

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Car of unique grace and rarity

Careful of unseen general area rust? no, that's not right...

Cause of unexplainable Grrr and Rrrr!! LOL

hm, fun fun fun

Robert
 

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OC_Cougar said:

Careful of unseen general area rust? no, that's not right...
thats just wrong.. lol. but i have to remember that one now he he
 

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aye, I did indeed make them up...

I'm such a smart and funny guy... yet, no woman has seen to it to snatch me up in her PETITE little arms and whisk me to the altar...


heheh

Robert
 

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Robert,

At least you've got the bench seat going for you come the day when your fabled lassie comes along. I'm not sure how much you weigh, but maybe you should substitute hairy for petite!!

Ron.

P.S. My wife and I have been happily married almost 12 years, some great times, some not so great. It's commitment that gets you through the not so great times. Better to be happily single than unhappily married.
 
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