Well it's 5 in the morning in good old San Jose CA and wouldn't you know it, I've been up all night thinking of quite possibly some of the dumbest things ever conjured up. First dumb idea was to make a movie called "Crouching Cougar Hidden Headlights," an obvious parody of "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" In this movie Ford Mustang owners would fight Chevy Camaro owners until the Cougar steps up and just kills 'em all. Well I thought of that then I tried to go to sleep again, but then I started thinking of the last time I was in a hardware store. I particularly remembered the plumbing section. I recalled the flexible steel hoses that you put under your sink, or some people have them on their shower-head. Well I was thinking, why don't cheap people put those on their engines; they're cheaper then steel braided hoses and in a bind I bet they could do the job temporarily. That was dumb idea number 2. I tried to go to bed again then I started thinking of how great it would be to see some front wheel drive import pull up to the starting line at a drag race in reverse, then when the light turns green floor it and see if he could get the back end to raise up. A reverse wheelie in a Front Wheel Drive import! Now I really want to see that, someone should look into it. That was a good idea, but we'll call it dumb idea number 3. Anyway I know I'm not the only one with stupid ideas, I just saw in the latest issue of Car Craft a guy who wanted to reroute his heater blower into his intake to get a weak supercharger effect. I swear I had that exact same idea a while back! Dumb idea number 4. If I'm not the only one with stupid ideas, then what our yours? I tell you, my mom already knows what great work I can do turning her bobby pins into cotter pins (dumb idea number 5). As a little update on my 68 XR7's restoration, It's going real well. I need a job though, I am very low on funds. If anyone out there in the San Jose Bay Area is looking to hire a 17 year old kid with lots of dumb ideas, I'll be here!