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It was the night before Christmas
On my way home from work
A 67 Cougar passed me by fast
I thought to myself what a jerk
I wanted to give the driver a piece of my mind
But all I could see was that 67s behind
I had to see what was going on
When I turned the corner the Cat was gone
So I continued home at a leisurely pace
Then I spotted that Red Cougar, On with the chase!
As I followed the Cat it looked to have a heavy load
Then with no warning pulled to the side of the road
I drove up close to see what this was about
And to my surprise there was Santa trying to get out
His big belly wrapped around steering wheel tight
When he finally squeezed out his face turned completely white
As he stood there rubbing his belly I heard him say
I should have the model with the swing away
He went from house to house what a feat
Then I watched Santa squeeze back in that seat
As he drove off into the night the scene looked so heavenly
I could hear him say HO! HO! HO!
Next time I'm driving a Convertible 69 or 70!
HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas everyone!
HO! ho! ho ! Merry Christmas!!
 

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Good one, Mr. Catman!!!

Jim
 

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DroptopCougr said:
that should be circulated to some Cougar websites, it would be a nice christmas feature.
Thanks everybody

DroptopCougr,

If you or anyone else would like to post it on their site, feel free.
It's for everyone to enjoy.
HO! Ho! ho!
 

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cool :)
 

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Hey Leon,

You know what you'd have if you put a smart blonde in the 67 convertible with Santa don't you?......3 things that don't exist! (My wife :blonde: is hitting me now....bye)
 

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Hope you got a fireplace Jeff... Cause it's gonna be mighty cold tonight LOL
 

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I've worn a few hats in our local Cougar Club...

...treasurer, historian, tech advisor, (OK...stop laffin'!) president...But the best time I've had was when I was wearing just the editor hat. During my time of burning the midnight oil the night before a due date I've come up with a handful of tales and parables for this time of year. I have a perrenial favorite version of the Christmas Story that I'll put to print here uh...as soon as I can find it. Until then, I'll share with you a story of my one time alter ego "Ed." (AKA the editor...) It's a little story I call...

"HOW THE ED STOLE CHRISTMAS" (Or, "Will There Be Anything Left For The Good Boys and Girls?")

"Ho, ho, ho, OH! Whew...What's your name, uh, little boy?"
"Ed."
"Aren't you a little big to be sitting on Santa's lap, little, uh, Eddy?"
"Who you callin' fat "Chub-O?"
"Well, what I meant was, aren't you a little old to be..."
"Ya, ya, ya, whatever. Listen Fatso...This is my list of demands, er, Christmas wish list. First of all, I was thjinking of goin' restomod-cruiser this year. Maybe a perfectly straight, cherrry '67 XR7 in black basecoat-clearcoat, lowered with reverse-eye, four-and-a-half leaf springs in the back and progressive coils up front, riding on 15x7 Magstars with drilled rotors and calipers by "Baer" at all four corners, big front and rear sway bars, an N-cased dif with a "Trac-lock", a beefed-up World-class T-5 in back of a Jasper-engineered, 400hp stroked 302 with Edelbrock fuel-injection under a fiberglass hood, with black interior including '71 XR7 leather seats, a modified dash with a custom '68 Shelby center console, a 12 disc, 200 watt..."
"Ho, ho ho, WHOAAA! That's a purty tall order there little fella' and, oh...did I fail to mention that I believe that you're a "little" too old to be..."
"Listen up, Jabba-the-Nick. It's not your job to think. It's your job to deliver. Besides, get use to it. We're just gettin' started."
"Well, I don't think you're being a good little boy at all. Let's see here. Let me take a look at your file on my laptop. Nope. You really haven't been all that cherubic this year young man!"
"Hey. You don't have to be good when you've got good pictures!"
"Uh...What pictures?"
"Ohhh, I don't know...Maybe the pictures of a certain mommy, kissin' a certain Santa Claus, under a certain mistletoe, on a certain night... Maybe a certain PAMELA ANDERSON mommy! Pictures like THESE!"
"Hey! gimme' those pictures, you little bas....!"
"Back-off, your copulence! Here...You can have these. There's plenty more where those came from and I have the negatives in a saftey-deposit-box with orders to have them submitted to the Associated Press and the National Inquirer if I don't place a call to a friend 11:15 on the morning of December 25th. So don't get any crazy ideas 'ol man." You savvy Chief?"
"You can't prove that's me in those photograghs!"
"Hey! Look at that one! Isn't that a muscled-up Rudolph tattoo right there on your bu..?"
"Alright, alright...What else do you want you filthy, little...?"
"Hey, hey! Don't get testy! At this very moment my wife is sitting behind a computer, in an undisclosed location, with these very same down-loaded pix, with her finger on the button of the mouse, with the little arrow on "send" to WWW.elveslives//inthehousethatSantabuilt.com, attention "Mrs. Claus"."
"OK. You got me. What else?"
"Well, for my daily driver, how 'bout a Competion-Blue BOSS Eliminator that I've always wanted?"
"Okay...You got it."
"...and for the weekend, how 'bout an all original, unrestored, #2 condition, 427-powered GTE in, um...OH, I know! Cardinal Red! And..."
"Hey! You're killin' me here! I can't possibly find..."
"My wife...sitting behind a computer...with her finger...on the button...While you're at it, how 'bout a new twenty-four drawer, side-by-side Snap-On tool chest, chock-full with gen-U-ine Snap-On tools and a new 80 gallon air compressor and a two-post, 6,000 lb capacity lift and..."
"I'm ruined..."
"...a four-stall garage big enough to put it all in and..."
"Does anybody have some eggnog...and a gallon of Captain Morgan's?!"
"...a new media blasting cabinet and some..."
 

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Hmmmm i wonder how Santa gets away with walking down the backstreets of Bronks in the middle of the night yelling HO HO HO :bloated:
 

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Merry Christmas to all!


It was the night before Christmas
On my way home from work
A 67 Cougar passed me by fast
I thought to myself what a jerk
I wanted to give the driver a piece of my mind
But all I could see was that 67s behind
I had to see what was going on
When I turned the corner the Cat was gone
So I continued home at a leisurely pace
Then I spotted that Red Cougar, On with the chase!
As I followed the Cat it looked to have a heavy load
Then with no warning pulled to the side of the road
I drove up close to see what this was about
And to my surprise there was Santa trying to get out
His big belly wrapped around steering wheel tight
When he finally squeezed out his face turned completely white
As he stood there rubbing his belly I heard him say
I should have the model with the swing away
He went from house to house what a feat
Then I watched Santa squeeze back in that seat
As he drove off into the night the scene looked so heavenly
I could hear him say HO! HO! HO!
Next time I'm driving a Convertible 69 or 70!
HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas everyone!
HO! ho! ho ! Merry Christmas!!
 
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